Kiwi: "That your dog?"
Aussie: "Yeah cunt"
Kiwi: "Mind if I speak to him?'
Aussie: "Dog don't talk.”
Kiwi: Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doing all right."
Aussie: (look of shock)
Kiwi: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Aussie)
Dog: "Yep."
Kiwi: How's he treating you?"