Good morning, and welcome back to the Canberra bubble! There's a doorstop conference by Bill Shorten at 11:30, regarding Labor's response to the banking Royal Commission, so that'll clearly be captivating stuff. In Senate estimates, we're dealing with Matthias Cormann 'forgetting' to pay for a family flight after calling the CEO directly to book them (administrative error), after last night's revelations that Hakeem al-Araibi was not flagged as a refugee by Border Force (human error) and that sick asylum seekers will be treated on Christmas Island, rather than the mainland (humanity error).
So, buy your tickets at the door, strap yourselves in and try not to lose your brunch as we go for another round on the wildest ride outside of the Gold Coast.
Today's Magic 8-Ball: "Without a doubt"