In a spur-of-the-moment referendum, the British people have voted against the internet. Prime Minister May decided to push for this referendum after seven people with pitchforks demanded a internet free of stupid foreigners. Ever since the Maastricht Treaty of 1992, which created the modern internet, there have been those calling for a British leave from the internet. Internet critics believe that leaving the highy regulated internet, and following return to the British Lanparty is in the best interest of the island that once ruled the world but is now lonelier than ever.
In a statement to The Onion Boris Johnson stated: "Ofcourse the world will think of us as narrowbanded nerds, but wait until they see how Korea free our Call of Duty servers are". Shortly after this interview we received word that Boris left the Party for free Lanparties.
Good luck GB! You are the only ones to see that the way forward was behind you all along. Isn't that convenient.
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