West Australian here, a couple of the boys and I were thinkin about gettin a couple beers in us and havin at it medieval style in a Woolies parking lot on New Year's. We would wear motorcycle helmets and use pool noodles with reinforced insides and whoever falls over in the trolley or falls out loses.

What I'm asking is will the cops rock up and place us in cuffs for this? If so what would be the charge and how would it play out in court?