British so I don’t even need to apply can just walk in and automatically get given a top job by a top lezza model, just wondering where I should go, not scared of sharks or snakes or crocodiles but am quite scared of kangaroos and koalas, can drink proper beer like darkbow strongfruits , carling (proper Brexit drink) and budweisir (immigrent drink I know) apart from that I’m proper sick at engineering and have worked for me da , got sick banter and great bassline ketty wobbler dance move .. I’m getting sick n tired of all the birds in England nowt excites me anymore so want som proper foreign birds n I’ve heard Aussies r proper authentic Asian birds , I’m 17 btw any help appreciated cheers! Plus need to get away from all immigrents common over and takin our jobs here and turnin everything into bloody halal very sad state of affairs in U.K.

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Posted by

u/Matt_eats_ass

1 hour ago

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Moving to Australia from a normal country: advice?

Hi! I'm looking for some tips and lifehacks about living in Australia. Coming from a central European culture I'm not sure what to expect. So if you've moved around yourself you might have some insight I'd otherwise not have thought of.

Some info about me: I'm 24, male and I do have Aussie citizenship, I've just never actually been to Australia.

Anyway, here are some topics off the top of my head:

Socialising: I don't know anyone in Australia, where would you suggest I go to socialise? I have this idea of an Aussie bar and just start chatting to people, but it might just be the influence of movies.

Food: I need meat in my diet, If I'm eating a meal that doesn't contain meat, I feel like I'm failing my body; so what are some affordable options, and could you give me price estimates? I've heard Australia has more sheep than people, so does that mean mutton is super cheap? I think I heard once you guys have tons of lamb too

Transport: is it true that if you live in Melbourne you can get by just fine on a bicycle? Living in the city has allowed me to never need a car where I'm currently staying, and it's a huge financial burden off my shoulders.

Employment: How much time should I expect to be looking for a job for? I figured that for starters I'd work in just about anything that I can live on (preferably something where I can interact with people), and then move on to my field (tourism) when the chance presents itself.

Anything else I haven't thought of like dealing with bugs, choosing an affordable beer that isn't piss etc. would be greatly appreciated.

Cheers!

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Posted by

u/adtitudez

1 hour ago

no politics