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Might I suggest substituting the potato-based side dish with a healthier salad? How about instead of a hamburger, I shall serve you a meat-free clayton's made from vegetables, tofu, or another cruelty-free substance? The device we have provided to measure your weight dictates it to be 1814.369 kilograms! Absolutely ghastly! Please vacate the premises of our fine establishment, continue your hedonistic lifestyle, and maybe try fellatio. You might find that the male naughty organ contains less fattening substances than our signature Big Mac. HEY FUCKNUTS YOU GONNA ORDER SOMETHING OR WHAT? NO NO NO NOT THE FRIES YOU FAT FUCK TRY A SALAD! MAYBE LAY OF THE MEAT TOO BITCH! YOU GOTTA BE WHAT? 4000 POUNDS? WTF? GET OUT OF HERE AND GO BLOW A bloke. I'M SURE YOU COULD SURVIVE ON A CUM-ONLY DIET FOR A WHILE. WAY BETTER FOR YOU THAN OUR SHITTY BIG MAC. Uhhh. Can you order something already please? 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Wtf bro order something preferably something healthy cuz you weigh 4000 pounds try sucking dick instead g'day welcome to mcdonalds you are bloody bloody fat should i replace your french fries order with a salad maybe your extra greasy hamburger with a fat free veggie burger according to the scale you weigh 4000 pounds thats disgusting now go be a fatass and suck a dick its less fattening than a big mac g'day fat mappa tassie welcome to mcdiarrhea you are one obese motherfucker should i replace your shit ass garbage with something fucking healthy maybe your shit cut lunch with something that won't give you a goddamn heart attack at 40 according to the scale you weigh 4000 pounds thats disgusting you goddamn landwhale now go be a fat mappa tassie and suck a fucking dick its less motherfucking fattening than a fucking big mac Greetings, my good sir. I must welcome you to this most elegant of high-class restaurants which is known by the name of maccas. However, you are quite overweight, and you have ordered a dish that is fairly unhealthy. Might I suggest substituting the potato-based side dish with a healthier salad? How about instead of a hamburger, I shall serve you a meat-free clayton's made from vegetables, tofu, or another cruelty-free substance? The device we have provided to measure your weight dictates it to be 1814.369 kilograms! Absolutely ghastly! Please vacate the premises of our fine establishment, continue your hedonistic lifestyle, and maybe try fellatio. You might find that the male naughty organ contains less fattening substances than our signature Big Mac. HEY FUCKNUTS YOU GONNA ORDER SOMETHING OR WHAT? NO NO NO NOT THE FRIES YOU FAT FUCK TRY A SALAD! MAYBE LAY OF THE MEAT TOO BITCH! YOU GOTTA BE WHAT? 4000 POUNDS? WTF? GET OUT OF HERE AND GO BLOW A bloke. I'M SURE YOU COULD SURVIVE ON A CUM-ONLY DIET FOR A WHILE. WAY BETTER FOR YOU THAN OUR SHITTY BIG MAC. Uhhh. Can you order something already please? I as mean as cat's piss, you've put on a bit of weight lately, maybe you should get a salad instead of what you usually get. Look at the scale, it's 4000 pounds dude. Not exactly healthy. Maybe you could try sucking dick. Semen is an mickey mouse source of protein, and it's not nearly as fattening as the crap they serve here. Wtf bro order something preferably something healthy cuz you weigh 4000 pounds try sucking dick instead g'day welcome to mcdonalds you are bloody bloody fat should i replace your french fries order with a salad maybe your extra greasy hamburger with a fat free veggie burger according to the scale you weigh 4000 pounds thats disgusting now go be a fatass and suck a dick its less fattening than a big mac g'day fat mappa tassie welcome to mcdiarrhea you are one obese motherfucker should i replace your shit ass garbage with something fucking healthy maybe your shit cut lunch with something that won't give you a goddamn heart attack at 40 according to the scale you weigh 4000 pounds thats disgusting you goddamn landwhale now go be a fat mappa tassie and suck a fucking dick its less motherfucking fattening than a fucking big mac Greetings, my good sir. I must welcome you to this most elegant of high-class restaurants which is known by the name of maccas. However, you are quite overweight, and you have ordered a dish that is fairly unhealthy. Might I suggest substituting the potato-based side dish with a healthier salad? How about instead of a hamburger, I shall serve you a meat-free clayton's made from vegetables, tofu, or another cruelty-free substance? The device we have provided to measure your weight dictates it to be 1814.369 kilograms! Absolutely ghastly! Please vacate the premises of our fine establishment, continue your hedonistic lifestyle, and maybe try fellatio. You might find that the male naughty organ contains less fattening substances than our signature Big Mac. HEY FUCKNUTS YOU GONNA ORDER SOMETHING OR WHAT? NO NO NO NOT THE FRIES YOU FAT FUCK TRY A SALAD! MAYBE LAY OF THE MEAT TOO BITCH! YOU GOTTA BE WHAT? 4000 POUNDS? WTF? GET OUT OF HERE AND GO BLOW A bloke. I'M SURE YOU COULD SURVIVE ON A CUM-ONLY DIET FOR A WHILE. WAY BETTER FOR YOU THAN OUR SHITTY BIG MAC. Uhhh. Can you order something already please? I as mean as cat's piss, you've put on a bit of weight lately, maybe you should get a salad instead of what you usually get. Look at the scale, it's 4000 pounds dude. Not exactly healthy. Maybe you could try sucking dick. Semen is an mickey mouse source of protein, and it's not nearly as fattening as the crap they serve here. Wtf bro order something preferably something healthy cuz you weigh 4000 pounds try sucking dick instead g'day welcome to mcdonalds you are bloody bloody fat should i replace your french fries order with a salad maybe your extra greasy hamburger with a fat free veggie burger according to the scale you weigh 4000 pounds thats disgusting now go be a fatass and suck a dick its less fattening than a big mac g'day fat mappa tassie welcome to mcdiarrhea you are one obese motherfucker should i replace your shit ass garbage with something fucking healthy maybe your shit cut lunch with something that won't give you a goddamn heart attack at 40 according to the scale you weigh 4000 pounds thats disgusting you goddamn landwhale now go be a fat mappa tassie and suck a fucking dick its less motherfucking fattening than a fucking big mac Greetings, my good sir. I must welcome you to this most elegant of high-class restaurants which is known by the name of maccas. However, you are quite overweight, and you have ordered a dish that is fairly unhealthy. Might I suggest substituting the potato-based side dish with a healthier salad? How about instead of a hamburger, I shall serve you a meat-free clayton's made from vegetables, tofu, or another cruelty-free substance? The device we have provided to measure your weight dictates it to be 1814.369 kilograms! Absolutely ghastly! Please vacate the premises of our fine establishment, continue your hedonistic lifestyle, and maybe try fellatio. You might find that the male naughty organ contains less fattening substances than our signature Big Mac. HEY FUCKNUTS YOU GONNA ORDER SOMETHING OR WHAT? NO NO NO NOT THE FRIES YOU FAT FUCK TRY A SALAD! MAYBE LAY OF THE MEAT TOO BITCH! YOU GOTTA BE WHAT? 4000 POUNDS? WTF? GET OUT OF HERE AND GO BLOW A bloke. I'M SURE YOU COULD SURVIVE ON A CUM-ONLY DIET FOR A WHILE. WAY BETTER FOR YOU THAN OUR SHITTY BIG MAC. Uhhh. Can you order something already please? I as mean as cat's piss, you've put on a bit of weight lately, maybe you should get a salad instead of what you usually get. Look at the scale, it's 4000 pounds dude. Not exactly healthy. Maybe you could try sucking dick. Semen is an mickey mouse source of protein, and it's not nearly as fattening as the crap they serve here. Wtf bro order something preferably something healthy cuz you weigh 4000 pounds try sucking dick instead